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attorney vs. witness cevap ver  kazımkanat   09/02/07

These are ATTORNEY questions taken from a book called Disorder in the  American Courts.  These are real people answers said in court, word for  word, taken down by court recorders and now published by the people  who experienced the torment of staying calm while they were recording  these actual sentences. ATTORNEY:   Are you sexually active? WITNESS:    No, I just lie there.  ________________________________ ATTORNEY:  What is your date of birth? WITNESS:   July 18th. ATTORNEY:  What year? WITNESS:   Every year.  _____________________________________ ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS:     Gucci sweats and Reeboks.  ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:   This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS:      Yes. ATTORNEY:   And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS:      I forget. ATTORNEY:  You forget? Can you give us an example of something you  forgot? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY:   How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS:      Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY:   How long has he lived with you? WITNESS:      Forty-five years.  ______ _______________________________ ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that  morning? WITNESS:     He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you? WITNESS:     My name is Susan.  ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:   Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in   voodoo? WITNESS:      We both do. ATTORNEY:   Voodoo? WITNESS:      We do. ATTORNEY:   You do? WITNESS:      Yes, voodoo.  ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:  Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,  he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS:   Did you actually pass the bar exam?  ____________________________________ ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS:   Uh, he's twenty-one.  ________________________________________ ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS:   Would you repeat the question?  ______________________________________  ATTORNEY:   So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?  WITNESS:      Yes.  ATTORNEY:   And what were you doing at that time?  WITNESS:      Uh....  ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:    She had three children, right? WITNESS:       Yes. ATTORNEY:    How many were boys? WITNESS:       None. ATTORNEY:    Were there any girls?  ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:   How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS:      By death. ATTORNEY:   And by whose death was it terminated?  ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:   Can you describe the individual? WITNESS:      He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY:   Was this a male or a female?  ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:   Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a  deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS       No, this is how I dress when I go to work.  ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:   Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on  dead people? WITNESS:      All my autopsies are performed on dead people.  ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:   ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you  go to? WITNESS:      Oral.  ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:   Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS:    The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY:   And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS:    No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an  autopsy on him!  ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY:   Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS:      Huh?  ___________________________________ _________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a  pulse? WITNESS:      No. ATTORNEY:   Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS:      No. ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing? WITNESS:      No. ATTORNEY:   So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you  began the autopsy? WITNESS:       No. ATTORNEY:   How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS:    Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY:   But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS:    Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing  law. Keywords:best for last Kategori: sayfa

cevap ver  daralgül   09/02/07

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in  voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. süpermiş..eheueheuhe