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Global warming, also known as Climate Change, (invented by Al Gore) is going to kill us all within the next 4 months Thanks to your mum driving her car to work every day and you leaving the hall light on overnight, it's gonna snow like fuck and rain like ruck. Thus every city on earth shall henceforth be destroyed. It is best demonstrated by Roland Emmereich, who traveled through time to see what will happen and made the film The day After Tomorrow. Global Warming is widely accepted by every idiot on earth apart from Republicans in the United States, and Jews, so they wouldn't feel guilty driving their SUVs everywhere uncyclopedia: the content free encyclopedia that anyone can edit |
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Sociology started off as a joke among the higher class German bourgeoise, who attempted to fix the reputation of Germans as being totally impotent when it comes to humor. The project went horribly wrong from the start, but nobody wanted to take the blame, so everyone pretended they were having fun. The very first sociological theories were created by Baron Durkheim. |
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hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy gibi tahmin edin hangi entry? ----------- Enemies Greeks - Natural enemies Armenians - Unnatural enemies Communists - Unreasonable enemies Fascists - we don't know what fascist means, so they're our enemies! Kurds - enemies who live in our country Slavic Nations - enemies because they're slavic - except Bosnians cause they're S3xxxii Brits - enemies because they're Brits French People - our newest enemies Americans - enemies because they're capitalist Russians - enemies because they're communist. Italians - enemies because Vatican is in Italy Spanish People - enemies because they're Christian Jews - enemies because they're Jew English- Because of Leeds United Arabs - enemies because they're Muslim Dominicans - enemies because we don't know where their country is Germans - enemies because of Hitler Chinese People - enemies because of Mao Brazilians - enemies because of Ronaldinho Argentineans - enemies because of Maradona Scandinavian Nations - enemies because their girls are more beautiful than ours Japanese People - enemies because of Sony Corporation Rest of the world - enemies because they're not Turk! However we slightly like the Japanese. Gay Males - enemies because they are not heterosexual males Heterosexual Males - enemies because they're competing with each other for girls! Turkish Cypriots - enemies because they're not Turkish enough! Turks - We have a hatred for each other The guy who wrote this article - enemy because he thinks everyone is our enemy! Friends Friends!? What friend are you talking about? Turks don't have any friends except the Turks! However sexy blond women are always welcome. |
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kazımkanat
04/04/07
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kazımkanat
04/04/07
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türkçe kısmı hem boş hem sıkıcı oscar wilde mutlaka birçok konuda fikir belirtiyo cok eğlenceli japanese ve art başlıklarına bakın mesela |
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bence bu da komik The UK arm of McDonald's is planning a campaign to have the dictionary definition of "hamburger" changed. The Oxford English Dictionary defines "hamburger" to be "Ground meat, usually beef, shaped into large patties, and sautéed, broiled or grilled." But Lorraine Homer from McDonald's said the firm felt the definition was "out of date, inaccurate and bad for business". McDonald's plans a "high-profile public petition" this year to get it changed. ?We believe that it is out of date, out of touch with reality and most importantly it is having a negative impact on our talented, committed shareholders,? wrote Jim Cantaloupe, chief people officer in northern Europe for McDonald?s, in a letter seen by UnNews seeking support for the petition. ?It?s time the dictionary definition of ?Hamburger? changed to something more indicative of the way McDonald's focus groups think about their delicious McDonald's hamburgers. I would recommend 'A delicious, healthy and filling meal as sold by McDonald's restaurants, great for eating on the move or when you're hungry.'? Fairhurst says that in a survey of one hundred customers, more than ninety- five percent conceded that McDonald's hamburgers are at least two out of "delicious", "healthy" or "filling". Furthermore, nearly eighty percent agreed that the new definition described McDonalds hamburgers more accurately than the Oxford definition. Many attributed this to the removal of the word "meat". McDonald's lawyers are also considering petitioning for a redefinition of "Cow Testicles" and "E. coli bacteria" in order to remove the "negative consumer impact" that the current dictionary entry has. |
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Bu başlıkla tanıdım, tanıştığıma memnun oldum... Türkçe kısmı utanç verici, allahtan yabancılar türkçe bilmiyo, yoksa 6 milyar insana rezil olmuştuk (bkz. 6 milyar bizi izliyo) bir kez daha görüyoruz ki, türkiye'nin en akıllı-komik, kıvrak-komik kalabalığı hala ekşisözlük'te... |
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05/04/07
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“why the hell do you guys keep quoting me?” ~ oscar wilde on the above quote . inanilmaz günümü yedi burasi. ishten güçten düshtüm. |
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